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Old Aug 05, 2005, 03:03 AM // 03:03   #1
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I am known online as a hard case. I tend to prattle on and on about what is wrong with the way people are stupid rather than evolved lifeforms, and shit like that. I often lace comedy into it all, and generally I get on well with others. I am seen as somewhat of a goofball and a hardass all at once, and it suits me fine.

I do, however, have a secret life. In this secret life, which exists literally only at night, every other night or so, I become calm. In this secret life, I let down my guard, my anger, my resentment, and my disgust with society in general and share a calm, soothing, totally worry-free few moments with a bunny rabbit. Allow me to explain before anyone accuses me of using crack...

On my drive home, I noticed a few weeks ago, this one particular turn before my driveway parking area, there was, each night at that coincidentally same time, a bunny rabbit, sitting and eating fronds of grass. My headlights would always hit him (or her) and they would sit still as I stopped, waited for right of way, and drove on.

I stopped driving on about 4 nights ago. Now, when I see him (or her) I just sit there with my headlights aimed on it, and watch it chew. It is the most pleasant thing in my day each time it occurs, and I do not care how god damn lame that sounds. It comforts me. Now, go back to your life, reflect, redefine your notions of what peace can be, and spare a grawl or two
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Old Aug 05, 2005, 03:05 AM // 03:05   #2
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Old Aug 05, 2005, 03:15 AM // 03:15   #3
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shut up platinum what did I tell you about spam and worthless dditions to threads?

Now good for you SOT everyone should have something that sooths them.

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Old Aug 05, 2005, 03:19 AM // 03:19   #4
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lol ok tippy i know lets talk about what soothes us the most! video games soothe me, except when i get angry at them, then its brownies that soothe me
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Old Aug 05, 2005, 03:21 AM // 03:21   #5
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you should buy a rabbit and a flashlight. One of those really bright ones, so you can re-create the moment more accuratly.
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Old Aug 05, 2005, 03:33 AM // 03:33   #6
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lol
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Old Aug 05, 2005, 03:47 AM // 03:47   #7
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Anyone here over the age of 16? I am starting to be convinced otherwise
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Old Aug 05, 2005, 03:55 AM // 03:55   #8
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I think its cute. And Tippy's right in two ways 1. that Plat should stop making worthless posts on threads simply to up his post count and 2. that everyone has something that makes them feel all warm and fuzzy inside, it's completely normal (for most people).

(note: he didnt use that wording)
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Old Aug 05, 2005, 03:57 AM // 03:57   #9
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thank you storm. And i am over the age of 16
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Old Aug 05, 2005, 03:57 AM // 03:57   #10
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warm and fuzzy inside, that would be my pet dog
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Old Aug 05, 2005, 04:01 AM // 04:01   #11
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I'll try to get some decent night photo's of this bunny and his salad of grass, so I can then post them on screenshot exposition, and piss off the locals there
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Old Aug 05, 2005, 04:02 AM // 04:02   #12
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lol piss em off......anyways u should post the pic here too, cuz some of us dont like the screenshot forums (guilty), the bunny sounds cute
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Old Aug 05, 2005, 04:10 AM // 04:10   #13
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is s/he a flopsy eared bunny?
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Old Aug 05, 2005, 04:18 AM // 04:18   #14
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I believe he/she is a cotton tail. His ears are way too short to be a Jackrabbit. I live in Northeast Texas, so it is some variant on those. He is a fat little fart too
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Old Aug 05, 2005, 04:23 AM // 04:23   #15
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lol...I like bunnies...I wish I had a bunny...I gave up on cute little fuzzy things when my hamster dies tho...she was evil...she bit and she broke the skin once too...God that hurt
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Old Aug 05, 2005, 04:25 AM // 04:25   #16
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lol...I like bunnies...I wish I had a bunny...I gave up on cute little fuzzy things when my hamster dies tho...she was evil...she bit and she broke the skin once too...God that hurt
Your...hamster bit you and broke the skin? What kinda hamster was this? Was his name Diablo? My god!
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Old Aug 05, 2005, 04:29 AM // 04:29   #17
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no, her name was Daisy got my cat around that time and named her Tulip (I was 7 and obsessed with flowery names ) but yes she was a teddy bear hamster aka a very very very fuzzy little sucker and she was evil
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ooh my classmate has a hamster, and another classmate of mine has a bunny, my dog cant compare! aw well, he's still pretty cool
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My warm, fuzzy moment is climbing into my bed after a long day; the feeling of being able to finally let my sore muscles relax is the best thing. The thing I find the best is a sleep inducing stupor - the kind of mental haze where you aren't sure how much time has passed but are completely content in either staring blankly into space or concocting fantasies that are completely unfound, yet for that moment, could be entirely believable. I just had one of those last night: climbed into bed and dreamed away; I got a full night's sleep in a few hours, looked at the clock and dreamed for hours as it seemed, yet it had only been ten minutes. Time is relative, as Einstein once said.
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I'll try to get some decent night photo's of this bunny and his salad of grass, so I can then post them on screenshot exposition, and piss off the locals there
You better post bunny pictures!

And Platinum, seriously, I've seen less spam in a supermarket.
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